- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Whats 2+1? 2.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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