What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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