Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Justin Bieber

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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