How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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