A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

hot diggity dog

Jake. Walsh.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Anti Joke

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