- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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