what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Ken wins!

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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