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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

giddy goat

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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