Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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This one time at band camp....

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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