- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Harry Chappell raped someone

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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