Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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