- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

He walked in a bar

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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