What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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