- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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