What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do u take sugar?

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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