- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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