- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Knock knock What?

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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