What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Homonyms should be band.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

An Artic Storm.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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