- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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