why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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I was once a hamster.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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