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Homonyms should be band.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

An Artic Storm.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What did david give back? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

xavier stop

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Hahaha

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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