- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Obamacare

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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