- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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