Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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boo

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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69- by Adam Chebali

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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