- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

What does water smell like? water.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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