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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

God wrote this joke.................................

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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