Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Cancer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

noah is a scrub jungle

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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