- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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