- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

a seal walks into a club.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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