Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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