An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

That's what SHE said!

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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