s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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I have a gay camel

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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