- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Catholicism.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

9/11

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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