- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

i died. new product by steve jobs

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Gay's

A guy was beet by his wife.

Guess what? AIDS!

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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