what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

noah is a scrub jungle

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Nuneaton..

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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