- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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