- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

i died. new product by steve jobs

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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