three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's circular and round A circle

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Laugh

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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A ginger was with his friends

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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