- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Get off my porch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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