- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what's black and can't swim?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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