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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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