Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Guess what? The Game.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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