- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Your Mother

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

penis haha

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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