Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

U mad?

I can count to potato.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Alex Gedrose.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

knock knock whos there? nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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