I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Diarrhea

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

penis haha

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Anti Joke

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