What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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penis haha

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Woman's Rights

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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