- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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