- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

My love life

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Miscarriages.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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