roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Justin Bieber

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Ebola

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

The WNBA.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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