what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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I need to start studying.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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