- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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