- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

a jew walks out of a furnace

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

kaite is dumb that is true

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

david weres the slug gone

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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