What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

whats chinese noodles

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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womans rights...

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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