- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

The Game.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I'm Batman.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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