- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanker

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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