How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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