What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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And more;

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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