Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Internet Explorer

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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book 'em danno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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