- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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