Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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