What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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hola said the chinese man

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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