- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

I grunt when I poop.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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