fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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i like men but im not gay

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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