Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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