An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

haha Otarts was here

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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