- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

wanna here a good joke? me too.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

WHAT THE BABIES?!

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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