- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

4 hours later.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

c-? men, C-men

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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