- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Your mom

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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