Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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