- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Penis

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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