Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Urban ghettos

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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