- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A dog was barking at a tree

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I am very humble.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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