What are annoying? Ads.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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TELL

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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