- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

no really what are ur names?

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

This sentence is a lie.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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