1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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