- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

THE GAME

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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