- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I'm HIV positive.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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