- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

c-? men, C-men

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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