What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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