- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Woman rights.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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