I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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