All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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c-? men, C-men

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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