- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

cats are pussies

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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