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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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