Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Daym im romantic

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

my mind's eye?

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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